Thats it.. no more margarine going onto my toast.. its butter for me from now on...
yuck!! ive been eating plastic.. eeeeuugh!!
and....
did you know....
:- that star wars has a tag line for today.. " may the fourth be with you "
ha ha, may 4th.. todays date.. may the force be with you.. may the fourth.
haha ha.. rite.. ok mikey.. give it up..

Rite, while i'm waiting on my dinner cooking and the kitchen going up in flames..
Did you know....
:-...that the U.S. Government invented l33t for use in printing license plates on its cars to track which department they belonged to? Thus, a common plate for a Postal Serice-owned car reads "P05741", a CIA-owned vehicle reads "5PY0NU", and an IRS-owned vehicle reads "74X35-D347H".

:- .. that if everyone in Soviet Russia jumped at the same time... a whole lot of people would be jumping..for no reason.!!

Now where was I... oh yeh!!
did you know...
that... if I were a rich man I would na na na na na na na na na na na.. but I cant play the fiddle so thats not gonna work....
and....
that... contrary to popular belief, no recipes in The Joy of Cooking start with "Put two penguins in a blender?"
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...that all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent? huh!!
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...that you can produce holy water by boiling the hell out of it?
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Ha!! bet you didnt know....
That there are 3 main signs of getting older...
:- 1, you tend to forget things...
and ermm!!, cant remember what the other two are....

Lol , I've heared that one before

Haha nice ones i'll be sure to check this thread daily

Did you know mike,you are born in this world just to make us laugh ^^

Mercy Buckets guys.....( thats french for thank you very much )
bet you didnt know i could type in french..
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Oh hey... I went to get my hair cut yesterday, and the hairdresser said to me..
" do you want your hair cut round the back "
I said..
" why?, whats wrong with cutting my hair here inside the shop."
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And....
did you know...
... that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings?
Scientists have calculated that, given the immense number of bells rung worldwide on a daily basis, there are probably vast numbers of angels going about,
and if we ever go to war with the angels, we will be massively outnumbered.
Also, most of them can fly, because we kept ringing those goddamn bells all the time.
So stop ringing them bloody bells will ya...

Good new jokes mike i liked them both lol
humans vs angels = epic fail

of causre we'll lose against angels, go watch the anime, neon genesis evangelion, it explains everything

Lol @ What's wrong in cutting the hair in the shop haha

Whats with the groses in the front post

Huh!! ermm!! what the heck are " groses " ?????
HELP!!! someone please translate.. I cant find groses in my book..

Hehe , you're funny Mikefx

Thanks Yumi...
its really just sillyness.. and lots of it..
anyway... here we are.. ermm!! well, here I am..
Did you know.... no you probably dont.. neither do I..
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:- that this is just a preview..changes have not yet been saved..
:- ...that most superheroes wish they were working part-time? Quality day-care is hard to find these days.
:- ...that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
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...that this is The Song That Never Ends?
...that it just goes on and on, my friends?
...that some people started singing it not knowing what it was?
...that they'll continue singing it forever just because this is The Song That Never Ends?
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:- .....that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today,.. he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
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...that in Soviet Russia, people know when a joke has run its course?
And so do I.....
and so do I..
Huh!! theres an echo in here..
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:- TEH END .. Finished..All done.
( and no animals or zombies were harmed during the making of this topic.)
Thanks for reading all this rubbish guys... bet you wish you hadnt bothered now..

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And thats that.... all finished....
* mikey gets dragged kicking and screaming back to the Asylum..*
(Door slams shut..)

Hahahahaha! i like it! especially the part were Mike gets kicked out!

lol, there should be a funny badge, you'd get it hands down

you have that right bozo lol

animemaniac wrote:Funny as always mike.There's wisdom in DeviouShadow's post.

DeviousShadow?
And lol , mike

lol this is cool

due to an enormous response.... big response..a lot of people... some people...a few people.. people.. A Person... my dog wanted me to post this..
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Did you know.....
MS Paint, also known as MS-U53l355 Paint is a leading open-source image deleting program...
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“Maybe someday Photoshop will be as good as that... ”
~ Adobe on MS Paint.
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“Man, did I waste my money on that worthless pile of crap Adobe Photoshop! This is so much better! Look, it has an advanced color selection tool! I can easily paint the Mona Lisa on it! ”
~ Leonardo da Vinci on MS Paint.
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Yes, MS Paint has a great layout.......
--->
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MS Paint's development team has been working hard to develop the next generation of imaging which will allow users to create high quality 256 coloured images. The downside is that each of these images will occupy over 100TBs of Hard Disk space to store all the colour information.
A quick pornography tool is also to be included to help hentai artists.....
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(And in case you cant read it... U53l355 spells useless.. )
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MS Paint now...

Haha , Nice layout!
And sorrai DaVinci , No more Monas for you . But you can always paint Lona Misa!

The Lona Misa with a moustache an beard..
Woooo!! think i'l go an d/load MS Paint rite now..
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MS Paint contains a few glitches.
If any of these glitches are broken, your computer will crash and you will turn into a wad of spaghetti.
No one wants to be a wad of spaghetti. People will eat you alive, so god help you if I get to you first, because I love spaghetti...

Did you know..........
that if you were an Octopus and had loads of testicles tentacles you could be typing on the keyboard and getting your other work done at the same time... cool huh!!
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Waaargh!! i wanna be an octopus an have lots of... .. tentacles.. phew! got it right that time..

Rite, looks the beginning to my octopus story went down like a ton of bricks...
so this is another part of the forum i'm not gonna waste my time writing in, i'l keep my stories for the other webs an forums.
so thats the software part and now this part ive finished with...
Rite, this officially my end to the did you knows in this forum.

NOOOO!!!
Really?

Did you know...
...That mikey is joking?